We’re less than five days away from the most watched American television broadcast of the year, Superbowl Sunday. Whether you like football or not, everybody celebrates Superbowl Sunday; some in different ways of course. I like to celebrate the epic battle between the last two teams standing, whereas The Warden celebrates the fact that the football season has come to an end. Her selfish ways disgust me! Either way, the Superbowl is the one event Americans look forward to watching. Sure, it’s exciting…but nothing, and I mean NOTHING is more exciting then experiencing the Superbowl with YOUR team in it!
I can’t help but radiate with excitement this week. In fact, I think I’m starting to weird out The Warden; then again I’d probably get spooked too if I heard her giggle like a school girl in her sleep. Anywho, I refuse to apologize for my child-like behavior this week. So anyways, let me get to the real reason I was inspired to write about this.
So I’m at work, drinking my coffee and putting in my 20 minutes of web browsing, when I come across an article on Yahoo that reads “Numerologist Calls Tom Brady’s Number”. Let me just put it on record that this was by far THE MOST idiotic article I’ve read. EVER! I’m sorry Alan Springer of ThePostGame, but it would be an injustice for me NOT to put you on blast for writing such Malarkey! Let me show you what i mean….
According to Beverly Hills celebrity numerologist Tania Gabrielle, Tom brady’s Jersey number and his birthdate really matter on Super Bowl Sunday. And for Tom Terrific, they likely add up to victory.
Gabrielle — who is also an Astro-Numerologist and Composer — uses the meanings of names, dates and cycles to help decipher if the numbers will equal success. For the purpose of our story, she analyzed everything about Brady and New York Giants quarterback Eli Manning to determine which player will have the edge when they take the field in Indianapolis. And as if Brady doesn’t have enough things going for him, now it seems the number 12 could equal 4 — as in his fourth ring.
Start with the date of the game: 02/05/2012. If you add up those individual numbers, you get 12. How about Brady’s jersey number? 12. The number of seasons he’s played in the NFL? 12. And one of his favorite receivers, Deion Branch? The numbers on his jersey, 8 and 4, add up to 12. And for good measure, the combined Super Bowl appearances for the Patriots (7) and Giants (5) equals, well, you get the idea.
Enter Blank Stare….. AYFKM! (thats my new abbreviation for ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING ME!) As soon as I figure out how to contact this so called “Numerologist”, I will counter w/ the following: Start with the date of the game: 2/5/2012. If you add up those individual numbers, you get 12 which is the number of times I had to read this shit article so that I could assure myself that I was not in a damn twilight zone. How about Brady’s jersey number? 12. The number of seconds my jaw spent opened because I realized that I had quite possibly read the STUPIDEST article ever. I can keep going but I prefer to read the 12 thousand comments left on this moronic article.
When can we expect your next prediction Miss Gabrielle? You know, the one based on the fact that the team with the cutest “outfits” will win the Superbowl. C’mon man! I see your prediction and raise you my own: GIANTS have a 50/50 chance of being SuperBowl Champs on Feb 5th. BOOM!